AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN CYBERSPACE

RIGHT AFTER MY LAST POST I STARTED THINKING AND I HAD TO ASK MYSELF, WHO AM I WRITING THIS STUFF FOR? I GUESS I JUST CONTINUE TO POST BY INSTINCT BECAUSE THATS ALL I DO AS THE WORTHLESS CHUNK OF FLESH THAT IS LAWRENCE TALBOT.  MAYBE I AM WRITING TO THE OTHER WEREWOLVES OUT THERE IN CYBERSPACE, OR MY POSTS CAN BE A WARNING TO HUMANS AS TO HOW READY I AM TO RIP THEIR BONES OUT.  I CAN ONLY HOPE THERE ARE OTHERS OUT THERE LIKE ME READING THIS.  IF THERE ARE, KEEP ON MAIMING AND WHATNOT, DON’T BE AFRAID TO REALLY GET YOUR CLAWS BLOODY. AND IF YOU ARE A HUMAN READER… I WILL EAT YOUR FACE.

I am truely sorry.

I am sorry for anyone who is offended by anything I post here when I am “not myself”.  I tried to delete the blog but it appears I have protected it with a password. I don’t even know why I would keep posting on my blog when I transform into that ravenous beast.   The least I can do is apologize.

CHANGE IS NOT TO BE FEARED

THIS LAWRENCE TALBOT GUY; WHO I HAVE THE MISFORTUNE OF HAVING TO TURN INTO ONCE THIS NIGHT IS OVER, IS ONE BORING, LIFELESS SOUL, AND THE WHINING! ALWAYS COMPLAINING ABOUT SOMETHING. “THIS COFFEE IS TOO HOT” “MY HOUSE DOESN’T GET ENOUGH EASTERN LIGHT.” “I’M A MONSTER”  WHAT A LOSER.  I’M SITTING HERE STARING AT HIS COMPUTER AND HIS DESKTOP BACKGROUND IS A PICTURE OF HIM AND HIS DOG AT THE BEACH.  IT’S ACTUALLY THE SADDEST PICTURE I HAVE EVER SEEN, HE IS STANDING IN A STRAIGHT POSE WITH AN AWKWARD SMILE AND THE DOG IS JUST LYING THERE, LOOKING LIKE IT JUST WANTS TO GO HOME.
THIS GUY NEEDS A BIG CHANGE, HE NEEDS TO LIVE A LITTLE,  MAYBE HAVE A WEEKEND THAT CONSISTS OF MORE THAN A DAY AT AN EMPTY BEACH WITH A DOG. GO OUT,  MAUL SOME PEOPLE, BREAK SOME BONES, EAT SOMEONE’S FACE.   IM GOING TO START HIM OFF BY CHANGING HIS BACKGROUND.  THIS IS THE DAWN OF A NEW LIFE, HE’S LUCKY I’M AROUND TO HELP HIM.

THIS LAWRENCE TALBOT GUY; WHO I HAVE THE MISFORTUNE OF HAVING TO TURN INTO ONCE THIS NIGHT IS OVER, IS ONE BORING, LIFELESS SOUL, AND THE WHINING! ALWAYS COMPLAINING ABOUT SOMETHING. “THIS COFFEE IS TOO HOT” “MY HOUSE DOESN’T GET ENOUGH EASTERN LIGHT.” “I’M A MONSTER”  WHAT A LOSER.  I’M SITTING HERE STARING AT HIS COMPUTER AND HIS DESKTOP BACKGROUND IS A PICTURE OF HIM AND HIS DOG AT THE BEACH.  IT’S ACTUALLY THE SADDEST PICTURE I HAVE EVER SEEN, HE IS STANDING IN A STRAIGHT POSE WITH AN AWKWARD SMILE AND THE DOG IS JUST LYING THERE, LOOKING LIKE IT JUST WANTS TO GO HOME.
THIS GUY NEEDS A BIG CHANGE, HE NEEDS TO LIVE A LITTLE,  MAYBE HAVE A WEEKEND THAT CONSISTS OF MORE THAN A DAY AT AN EMPTY BEACH WITH A DOG. GO OUT,  MAUL SOME PEOPLE, BREAK SOME BONES, EAT SOMEONE’S FACE.   IM GOING TO START HIM OFF BY CHANGING HIS BACKGROUND.  THIS IS THE DAWN OF A NEW LIFE, HE’S LUCKY I’M AROUND TO HELP HIM.

NOW THIS IS WHAT I CALL A GOOD TIME

I’m Done

Thats it. I’m done, done with my normal life, done with my job, done with my friends, done with this blog.  I’m a monster, I have done terrible things.  I woke up again, naked and sore, luckily near my house this time.  I saw on the news  that someone caught a beast on video, it was hurting people… very badly.  I saw the footage and it triggered a flash of memory. It hit me like Jonny Hanson used to hit me in grade school,  I was instantly flooded with terror and shame.  I don’t know what to do? How can I live with what I have done?

THAT SPECIAL FEELING

I CAN NOT STOP LISTENING TO THIS SONG!!! GRR  I FEEL SO CONNECTED TO IT , LIKE SHE WROTE IT JUST FOR ME.  IT MAKES ME FEEL SOMETHING SPECIAL INSIDE WHEN I LISTEN TO IT.  YOU KNOW THAT SPECIAL FEELING YOU GET INSIDE, LIKE THE FEELING YOU GET WHEN YOU DISEMBOWEL SOMEBODY,  I LOVE IT.  GRR I HAVE TO PUT THIS SONG ON MY IPOD SO I CAN LISTEN TO IT WHILE I’M OUT RAMPAGING.  IT WILL REALLY HELP MOTIVATE ME WHILE I AM TEARING PEOPLE’S LIMBS OFF.

Shocking development…

Oh dear god…I slept for an entire day. AN ENTIRE 24 HOURS! I was that tired…what happened to me the other night?

I’m worried. I heard news reports about attacks in my area I hope I didn’t get drugged or anything.

I had a weird dream while I was in my ‘coma’ yesterday. That I was an animal, running, hunting. And I was so hungry.

I’m  starting to freak out. When I finally woke up this morning, I decided to research everything that’s happened to me.

And this is either really hilarious and really weird, but I just realized I have the same name as the main character from the movie Wolfman.

OH MY GOD. Am I…? no…it’s not possible…oh god.

This isn’t funny anymore

Okay…first of all  I don’t know what happened last night.

All day I had been feeling angry and irritated but I had so much energy.

My friends invited me out and since things haven’t been going so well I agreed. However, I don’t remember what happened past dinner time.

I’m scared…this morning I woke up in a park halfway across town. And here’s the freaky thing. I was naked.

Don’t even ask how I made it back home. Is this some kind of sick prank?! AND to make matters worse it looks like someone hacked into my blog!

This isn’t funny…it must have ben my friends. Maybe they just got me so drunk I took off on a tangent? Then maybe they tried to get back at me by posting that crazy post? HAHA Real funny guys what am I some kind of werewolf?

UGH my head is killing me. I need to shower. my fingernails are filled with dirt and what looks like dried blood and I don’t even think it’s mine. Oh god what is happening to me?!



Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.